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Well I recollect calling the Airtel/Hutch service providers (hotline nos.) … during my 1st year … and we used to put up something like this

Us: Hello?

Service Proider [SP]: Hello. Sir, may i know your name please.

Us: We are in the middle of desert and my friend has lost his buffallo.

SP : M sorry sir.

Us: No.. no , You don’t get it. The buffallo had swallowed his mobile. And before he starts ruminating, we wondered if you could use a few of funky tracking technologies and locate it. We dont care about the cell phone/sim card .. just the buffallo.

SP : M sorry sir, cannot help you with that… you better register a LOST complaint with the Police.

Us : Its very important … it needs its medication … else it wont milk !!!

SP : M really sorry !

Us : Would you stop saying sorry … and get to work ASAP!

(If it was a she on the other end … and we usually made the calls after midnight… then )

Us: Its half past 1 in the night … and you still working?! … does your mother know? … wat u up2?! aren’t you worried?!

SP : Sir, I am sorry … but

Us: Please… I politely ask you to stop apologizing !

Well … used to b in hindi … with a specific accent put on … and used to be real fun ! … just came back to me when came across this !

The greatest prank call ever. :)